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Sunday, October 13, 2013

10 Heads of Ravan: Boon or Curse

We all have heard a lot of things about Ravan. yes he was having 10 heads, he was a filthy rich guy and bla bla blah. But no one actually though about the challenges he had faced in his life with those ten heads.
Think for a while, does having 10 heads was a boon for him or a curse ?
Few things about Ravan you never thought of -

  • Ravan used to wear shirts only.. no tshirts.. or else he has to wear it via first putting his leg into it and then pulling it up.
  • Ravan was the only member in panel when it comes to B-School Group Discussion
  • Ravan has to to pay 10times of the "per head" entry charges in pub/discs every time.
  • Ravan was a real nightmare for all barbers and dentists of SriLanka
  • In case of loud noise, he can never put his fingers in years.. 10 heads = 20 ears and only 10 fingers..
  • His Castle used to have extra wide doors.. so that he can go through them easily
  • He has a Chariot, no two wheeler.. or else cops would have charged him for not wearing helmet(s)
  • If he believe in Gandhi.. if someone slaps his face.. he still has to offer other 19 chicks to him
  • He can never play football, because he got confused which head to head the ball... but as a goalkeeper he would have played really well.
  • In childhood, he never had to tilt his face to look into classmate's notebook while cheating in exam (That's a boon I guess)
  • He has to buy iPod with 20 earpiece earphones
  • Ravan never uploaded his picture in facebook DP, he always have to go for cover image only.. where he can tag himself 10 times
  • In case of serious injury, Ravan could never go for a CT scan
  • He can alone demonstrate fair & handsome's "dus guna nikhara gorapan" gimmick without any computer graphics

One thing is guaranteed.. he was not "born" with 10 heads.. (if you know what I mean :P )
Don't you think his life was really challenging and we all curse him of being so cruel and his pissed off behavior, all the time. Think for a while of the problems Ravan would have came across with his 10 heads and let me know in the comments.. :P

PS: Happy Dussehra

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